the buff club
ok so there is this thing i have been thinking about for a long time and meaning to post about and i keep forgetting.
this is a thing that really bothers me.
well, it doesn't bother me so much as it bewilders me. and grosses me right out.
the thing is this.
i go to the gym a lot. we actually belong to a pretty nice place, full of the weathy and bored, one of those places that the members refer to as "the club."
anyway.
what bothers me is the nudity.
now i am no prude, no stranger to the female body (having possessed one for quite some time, and all). however. there is a LOT of nudity at "the club." i mean, a lot. i don't know what it is like in the men's locker room, but in the women's, wow.
the thing is, that you cannot walk into the locker room without being confronted by the naked bodies of at least 5 different women. to some of you, this may sound like heaven. however. the female body, while admittedly inherently beautiful, is not so great when it is all sweaty, or being contorted into spandex, or being flopped about between the showers and the changing area. it's really quite unpleasant.
one thing about a shi-shi club is that a lot of these people are young and fit, or old and cosmetically altered, or what have you, but generally good looking. i say a lot of these people. i do not say all.
why do old people especially feel so free to hang out with no clothes on? at what point do you say to yourself, forget it, covering these girls up is a waste of energy, i think i'll just sit here on the bench and relax?
and another thing. why do you have to dry your hair, completely naked? you have your earrings on, is it too much to ask to put some underwear on, too? and even if your body was all that, who are you trying to impress? i really get quite irritated.
so that's about all i have to say about that.
(what is also funny about this post, in case you didn't catch it, is that there is an actual club here in colorado called the buff club, only it is a club of fans of the university of colorado buffaloes. as far as i can tell, there is no nakedness involved)
this is a thing that really bothers me.
well, it doesn't bother me so much as it bewilders me. and grosses me right out.
the thing is this.
i go to the gym a lot. we actually belong to a pretty nice place, full of the weathy and bored, one of those places that the members refer to as "the club."
anyway.
what bothers me is the nudity.
now i am no prude, no stranger to the female body (having possessed one for quite some time, and all). however. there is a LOT of nudity at "the club." i mean, a lot. i don't know what it is like in the men's locker room, but in the women's, wow.
the thing is, that you cannot walk into the locker room without being confronted by the naked bodies of at least 5 different women. to some of you, this may sound like heaven. however. the female body, while admittedly inherently beautiful, is not so great when it is all sweaty, or being contorted into spandex, or being flopped about between the showers and the changing area. it's really quite unpleasant.
one thing about a shi-shi club is that a lot of these people are young and fit, or old and cosmetically altered, or what have you, but generally good looking. i say a lot of these people. i do not say all.
why do old people especially feel so free to hang out with no clothes on? at what point do you say to yourself, forget it, covering these girls up is a waste of energy, i think i'll just sit here on the bench and relax?
and another thing. why do you have to dry your hair, completely naked? you have your earrings on, is it too much to ask to put some underwear on, too? and even if your body was all that, who are you trying to impress? i really get quite irritated.
so that's about all i have to say about that.
(what is also funny about this post, in case you didn't catch it, is that there is an actual club here in colorado called the buff club, only it is a club of fans of the university of colorado buffaloes. as far as i can tell, there is no nakedness involved)
posted by saara at
11:05 AM
1 Comments:
one dries one's hair while one is naked so as to avoid sweating in one's clothing. i suppose if one is particularly sweaty, one would sweat in one's underwear, causing an unpleasant sweaty undergarment feeling. especially if one wears undergarments made of material that does not breathe appropriately, which is most likely the case at "the club." i need not point out to you that drying one's hair while in a towel circumvents all of the above problems.
this vaguely reminds me of a scene from "the kitchen god's wife." you know the one?
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CamoBunny, at 28 September, 2006 14:00
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